"What the hell is that? You painted the bottom of some trees?" "No, look closer." Oh, a stick covered in snow?" "NO, it is wild pigs." There ARE no wild pigs that live in snow. There are razor back boars, but they live down in Texas where there is no snow." "There are wild pigs in France, they are used for finding truffles. And I bet there is snow there too." "Chocolate hunting French pigs??? I never heard of it!" "Shut up. I painted a family picture that is what this is. There is the Daddy pig on the left, staying behind looking at his two little piggy's run off." "Your crazy woman, paint me a duck." "Get a job in France, bring me back some chocolate."